Actual Signs across the USA.
Duh!
A Stephen King novel being filmed on location?
We can never have too much "stuff."
Run, Bullwinkle, run!!
80% guaranteed.
This town is trying to reduce its local population.
Take your pick. Start your engines!
Thanks, but I think I'll just keep driving.
Do you reckon they ran out of Canola oil?
I believe I'll just keep shopping at Kroger Supermarkets.
Maybe the sign should have read "Pass With Care - Right Side Up"
Younger painters need not apply!
Perfect road for a getaway.
Besides, they aren't in season right now!
Sure hope everyone brought along an empty coffee can or a mason jar.
They actually have to put a sign up to keep people from doing this?
Tattoos done while you wait?
So does that mean you can't leave a body part
and go shopping while your tattoo is being done?
Why not?
Oh, there has to be some circumstance when it's allowed.
I wonder how long they'd remain your best friend?
Who says you can't be in two places at once?
Oh, I don't know! As far as killing ourselves is concerned -
worries...church - sounds like a tossup to me.
Fast elderly people must cross elsewhere.
Now, as you drive down the highways and byways,
enjoying these funny signs,
if you ever come across...a two-story outhouse -
use the upper one.
