A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all
looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied,"You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the
middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up
and asked, "is there a seven-hundred-ten on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
[Scroll Down to see what she was pointing at . . . ]
