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Dear Friends and
Relatives:
We have the distinguished
honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument
of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we
discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to
erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We
were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper
to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie,
or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could
never tell the difference.
We finally decided
to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned
not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of
the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous
contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
