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  Volume 127, Number 7                            October 30, 2003
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Dubious Truth
What would Mencken say about Hillsdale students?

Susannah Luthi

    Author's note: A few weeks ago, as our class was studying the (in)famous 20th century journalist and satirist H.L. Mencken, the words seemed to begin fitting themselves into a sweeping criticism of aspects of the Hillsdale student life and morale. And as this criticism was sharp, it left some indelible impressions, set out in the notes below. The author is not responsible for Mencken's opinions.

     Hillsdale College seals its encapsulations of Truth, Beauty and Liberty into bronze statues of men and eagles, which seem to multiply according to the theory that there is a correlation between the number of statues and the amount of virtue on campus. But however bright the inspiration behind the statues, it was not illuminating enough to reach into the depths of Virtue, so-called, and reveal Truth, Beauty and Liberty.
     What is Truth to the students at Hillsdale College? It is a principle constantly touted by the vocally idealistic student, who cuts a ridiculous figure in the eyes of his more balanced peers. Yet he does not seem to mind his ridiculous figure, rather bragging and blustering so incessantly that if he actually had the combined virtues of Socrates, the Cid and the Twelve Apostles, he would still go beyond the facts, and so appear a mere Bombastes Furioso.
     And the definition of this Truth is certainly not clear: It seems to be a conglomeration of Aristotle, Plato, the Bible and the Declaration of Independence, and the ideal student is expected to embrace it and go out into the world to defend it.
     Unfortunately, this student's ability to defend it seems to depend on his entrance into graduate or law school; and should he not be admitted (in which case the fault is only his status as an Anglo-Saxon male), he consoles himself by philosophizing about 16th century Spain and pointing out to the admiring girls around him that he is in fact still superior to the business majors, and that his life will be the better for being fruitless.
     And as for these admiring girls, though they themselves are model students and not shut out from the revelation of Truth, and though they have rid themselves, very largely, of the absolute need to please men, they have not yet rid themselves of the impulse to please men, in this case by agreeing with the reflections on 16th century Spain.
     The Hillsdale student's explanation of Beauty is even more puzzling, especially since he does not pursue its representations with an open mind. Elegance, esprit, culture? Hillsdale has little art, no novelists; and though there is a small theater and a small gallery of pictures, few talk of such things. No one seems interested in them, and when there is interest, there is no thought or discussion regarding their development or progress.
     This is largely due to our admirable student: What the college wants is not an infinitely brilliant student, but an infinitely "solid" one, which is to say, one bound to the community irretrievably by the chains of normalcy. It would delight this campus to see him get to the White House, for a man headed to the White House is policed as relentlessly as an archbishop.
     But it would give many people disquiet to see him develop into a Goethe or a Wagner. And therefore our student-though willing enough to discourse on Plato's view of beauty, albeit in an orthodox way-remains cautious and never ventures far enough into the wilderness to receive the divine afflatus. Thus, there is little drawing of blood and wringing of the soul; and if Beauty depends upon these things, it must then be lacking.
     The question of Liberty remains, and it is one that perhaps is most puzzling of all. Hillsdale students themselves have very little liberty of the conventional kind. Dormitory living is defined by strict rules; policemen roam the campus streets as if on call; and peer pressure forbids students' straying from the paths of normalcy.
     Yet at the same time, true Liberty seems to be the ultimate Virtue to our Hillsdale student. To him, Liberty is certainly not a liberal expanding of the mind; he develops his opinions from the firm foundations of Aristotle, Plato, theMencken Bible and the Declaration of Independence. These opinions allow him to govern himself-that is, to order his life according to their precepts, and to shut out the bothersome ideas of others (he can avoid Woolf, Freud and Martha Graham with impunity).
     Since every one around him is cultivating the same ideas, he is confident that he is correct and that he is a fulfilled human being prepared to challenge the world's muddled leaders. Whether his Liberty permits him to do this once he is out in the world is another question.
     And so, though the professors seek to offer glimpses into the Art Eternal, the college community remains narrow and barren, for the ability to see into this art is a taste that simply cannot be implanted. Either it is born in a man or it is not born in him.
     Thus, the claim that Truth, Beauty and Liberty flourish among Hillsdale students is a dubious one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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